Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.