Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What would you say is your biggest fault?

San Andreas

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.