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What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.