What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf