What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.