What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.