What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back