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Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.