Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.