Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.