Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.