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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.