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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.