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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.