What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.