What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!