What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.