What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.