Mature Jokes

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Cheesy Joke Jokes More Cheesy Joke Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Young Woman Jokes More Young Woman Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.