Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Cheesy Joke Jokes More Cheesy Joke Jokes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..