Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Young Woman Jokes More Young Woman Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.