What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..