What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

The defendant.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..