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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..