What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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In a honey box.

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.