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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..