What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..