What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!