What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.