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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

One Jokes More One Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.