What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!