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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.