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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.