Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why is six uncomfortable around seven?

Because seven times seven was odd

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)