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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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It was a crusty steed!

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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