What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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