What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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