Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.