Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!