What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!