What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.