What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise