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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season