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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery