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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise