Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

60 Jokes More 60 Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Supreme Jokes More Supreme Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

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