Shedding season
Antique machinery
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Fur Elise
Antique farm equipment!
Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!
He doesn't have a Seoul.
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Glock coma
Because she couldn't stand him.
Because they never stand up for themselves.
Edward Snowed In
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
A bannister always pays his deafs.
Decomposing
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
Cut the rope.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
Because they are never well done.
They take things literally.
