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Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.