Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Fur Elise

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.