Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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A guard and hoes.

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A stroke of genius.

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why are gardeners the best pimps?

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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