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Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Antique Farm Equipment Jokes More Antique Farm Equipment Jokes

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

What do you call Kim Jong-Un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.