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Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Color Folk Jokes More Color Folk Jokes

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.