Antique farm equipment!
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A solar panel.
Neigh-boars.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
To get cultured
It is always look but don't touch.
Hold a bingo!!
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
The black one always dies first.
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.