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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Newsfeed Jokes More Newsfeed Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals