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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.