How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!