How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What can't teenage girls do?

Even

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs.

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.