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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Newsfeed Jokes More Newsfeed Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

Clog Jokes More Clog Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face