How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.