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What can't teenage girls do?

Even

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What do you give a teenage girl who can't even?

A two-torial!

Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.