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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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File Jokes More File Jokes

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.

What can't teenage girls do?

Even

Label Jokes More Label Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."