What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...