What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.