Weeaboo
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Because they Marry Christmas!
Boodapest!
The nightmayor.
Kawaii
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Boku no Pico de Gallo