Anime Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.