Anime Jokes

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

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Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Relate Jokes More Relate Jokes

What inning is it?

Is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.