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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.