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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Unscrew Jokes More Unscrew Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.