Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

What do you call a mill thats just ok?

A satisfactory.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.