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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!