What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.