What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*