What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.