What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..