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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.