Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.