Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba