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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why should I?

Ba dum tss*