Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista