Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!