Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".