Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!