Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.