Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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He can never find the Loki.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

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How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.