He kept trying to shave the princess.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
He tried to stirrup some interest!
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
Because he always plays with Pooh.
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Shomething'sh Amish...
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
Darth Vader.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Denim denim denim.....
