Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.