What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R