How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement