How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins