He married his cousin.
Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
Cousins
A small medium at large.
Quantum Mechanics.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Because they cantaloupe.
Marry her.
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.
It's all relative.