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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry