How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry