How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein