He married his cousin.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
I literally cant even write now
Because they use a strongly typed language.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Damn, son. It's about time!
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Because she was his relative
Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
Speed is relative, officer.
A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
