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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein