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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)