Cousin Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!