Cousin Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things