Let's just be cousins.
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His cousin with the DVD player
Can we still be cousins?
Cousins
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Because it's all relative.
Because she was his relative
He married his cousin.
Cousins.....
Entering the friend zone.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
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Let's go back to being cousins.
It's all relative.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
A spot-weiler!
Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.
A field of corn.
You keep hearing about them, but you never see one
Because they are out standing in their field.
E-I-E-I-O.
Lucky
Because it's easier than running from the law.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
She thought her maxi pad had wings
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A VeterinArian.
It's just what we tend to do
