Cousin Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

March Madness Sale

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$14.99 $19.99

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

You might also enjoy:

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Albert Einstein Jokes More Albert Einstein Jokes

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.