Cousin Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Albert Einstein Jokes More Albert Einstein Jokes

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!

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Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Relativity Jokes More Relativity Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!