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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!