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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na