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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!