What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.