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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.