What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off