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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow