Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.