Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle