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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.