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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow