Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.