Rustle Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!