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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Sheriff Jokes More Sheriff Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.