Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

Why is a woman like a KFC?

After your done with the thighs and breasts all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Sheriff Jokes More Sheriff Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.