Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.