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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

Sheriff Jokes More Sheriff Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Rustle Jokes More Rustle Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!