Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.