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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.