What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why are you hitting that spider?

Wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.