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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.