Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What do you call a really fast lamb?

Lamborghini

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!