Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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Get thee to a nyanery!

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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