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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew