What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!