What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!