What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What did they sew you up with?

Cat gut.