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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew