What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew