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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!