What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

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Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives