What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.