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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down

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What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.