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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.