What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery?

Namaste

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!