Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

What basketball team does a vampire play for?

The New York Necks

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.