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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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She kept running away from the ball.

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Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.