Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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The New York Necks

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.