She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
A nervous wreck.
Because he is lying.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
An alarmed clock.
Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
He sat in his own pew.
She kicked the bucket!
Because he walked in.
On the splinternet.
He wasn't cut out for this.
Ann-onymous!
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"