Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust