Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!