Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au