Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au