Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.