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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au