Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!