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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo