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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

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What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.