Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.