Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.