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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Duty Jokes More Duty Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.