Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.