Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.