Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang