Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!