What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!