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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Egg White Jokes More Egg White Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence