What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

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What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang