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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.