What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.