What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.