What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!