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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!