What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!