What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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A CADillac.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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