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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Presenter Jokes More Presenter Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Joey Jokes More Joey Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear