Gear Jokes

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile!

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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