What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing