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Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Islam.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
A Tomartyr
He's egg-nog-stic
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
A mormoff!
God is the answer.
He got a taste of religion.
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Boo-ddhism
They have sects.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Hinduism... Om......
Popularity.
Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.
Islamabad.
Cat-holic
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Not Islam
Mooslim
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Religion.
About a couple thousand years.
Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.
The republican presidential candidates.
Both mature in a cellar.
White Infidel.
Cheers, mate.
Not being in the Paralympics
Area-51, A
They're both useless in Canada.
Because they hate it.
Short for words.
He got turd degree burns.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Because he got cold feet.
He ate himself.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
