Godfrey
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Islam.
A Tomartyr
He's egg-nog-stic
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
God is the answer.
Boo-ddhism
They have sects.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
Hinduism... Om......
Popularity.
Islamabad.
Cat-holic
Mooslim
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Religion.
About a couple thousand years.
The Republican presidential candidates.
Shoepremacy.
Let us prey.'
Kids.
Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.
Anonymoose
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
It got away!
A non-prophet organization.
Where's the evidence