Religion Jokes

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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Ohio Satan!

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