Godfrey
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Islam.
A Tomartyr
He's egg-nog-stic
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
God is the answer.
Boo-ddhism
They have sects.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Hinduism... Om......
Popularity.
Islamabad.
Cat-holic
Mooslim
About a couple thousand years.
The Republican presidential candidates.
Crystal Methodists
Quran-berries
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Comatoast
Because nobody liked it on earth.
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Apetheism
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
Because they're practicing to be men.
Bison.
