Godfrey
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Islam.
A Tomartyr
He's egg-nog-stic
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
God is the answer.
Boo-ddhism
They have sects.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue
Hinduism... Om......
Popularity.
Islamabad.
Cat-holic
Mooslim
X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.
Religion.
About a couple thousand years.
The Republican presidential candidates.
It IS what it IS.
Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Tequila never goes bad
Because it was a Number 2.
Everywhere.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He fell on his ash.
I ate sand.
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
An antique.
Nun.
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
Shoepremacy.
