What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Big Bang Jokes More Big Bang Jokes

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The republican presidential candidates.

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.