What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic