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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.