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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic