What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.